Just One More Reason To Laugh At The French

Figures they wouldnt create their own dance.

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Oh yes Elections

Cant forget these, so one more blog.

2 years ago if someone told me "hey your going to be voting republican in 2008" I would have picked up a blunt object and smacked em over the head.

After reviewing my choices............................Id have to say "how did you know?"

McCain has my vote

Hilary you scare me

Obama your a big fluffy piece of cotton.

Password

Wow I cant believe its been a year and a half since I wrote in this blog. Blogger changed things and I changed the email address and password and couldnt remember any of it and just took a shot today with some randomness. I wrote the poem below last week and felt it needed to join the rest.
Everything happens for a reason I guess, I havent had much to say lately till now.
Will there be more to come in the coming weeks? I dont know, my poetry comes from a dark place in my soul, someplace sad and full of longing. We shall see.

Love is filling this space right now, although the longing never leaves. Can they coexist? Who knows.

Time will tell.

My Knight's Night

Looking out through a veil of pain,
through the tears and the rain,
falling like empty promises
upon the bare skin of my dreams.

Ask not of which our history forbids,
Ask not of which our future disallows.

The chambers of which my soul resides
Crimson mist filling the corridors of my life'
Where your presence lingers
Waiting
Always waiting
Mine for yours, yours for mine

Falling to my knees,
The wetness of my life awash on the face of us
Begging to the pale grey moon
Begging to the golden flicker of our stars
Why

Has the universe taken the King and the Queen
In a match not to be won
An endless game the timer never running out
Never giving heed to the needs the longing the yearning
I ask again, Why

Love does not discriminate it answers
Love does has no mercy
Love is a ruthless warrior
Love is truth, honor, hope, and joy

A shimmering white dove
Its message crystal clear in the absence of sound
Truth will always be heard over it all
A whisper on the wind as it speaks

In the end all there is, is love.

Once a year

Once a year I go out. I don't like going to bars, I don't like hanging out in nightclubs and I don't drink so I am always the one looking at everyone going, boy you look stupid when you drool and talk at the same time.

The last time I was in a nightclub someone slipped my husband a Mickey and I thought he was going to die, do you know what it's like getting a 250 pound man up a flight of stairs while he is totally incoherent, then watching him stay up all night peaking out the shades because someone imaginary was coming to get him? Pretty scary, that's when I realized the kids of today don't play nice and the world was a scary place where all the single people hung out.

So once a year I go to a concert. I don't care who comes with me, I just pick someone I want to see and I go. I buy two tickets and ask my husband first, (he only likes rock so he is always a no) then I ask my Mom, or a friend.

This year I hadn't thought about the concert because i have been so busy with the website and working. But I was so excited when I opened my email this morning and I got the presale opportunity for "ANDREA BOCELLI"!!!!!!! Holy crap IM so excited.

So I called mom and we pitched in the American Express points and got 2 tickets for free!!!
300 bucks worth of Bocelli on Amex's dime...........

Last year we saw Yanni, and Sarah Brightman, Yani was for free due to Amex, and then I saw Trisha Yearwood with my Mother in law....ugh, that was a christmas gift from the hubster.

Bocelli though with my mom, hmmmm, its gonna be great but how much would I love to see him with a hunk of man I could hang onto all night long.

Oh well.

Mom it is...........I love my Mom.

Reporting Dead From The White House

Disclaimer...........this is all a bunch of horseshit.

Overheard by embedded journalist Lavern Stankowski. Lavern is on assignment at the White House posing as an assistent to the shrimp deveiner.....Ajax Washington.

LAVERN STANKOWSKI

Ajax Washington

Lavern captured these exclusive photos for us and managed to overhear some of what was going on...

I was like this close to trying to take over the world in that game of United Nations Monopoly......................That darn Putin........

He's so full of shit.......he was only like this close......why do you people still believe everything he says......dont you know Im the one who is really in charge here!!!

Mutant Teenage Astronaut Turtle?

Those Fuckers said they would wait for me!!

Shaggy and Scooby High Jinx

Photo of the day


Do you think we will get caught??

I dont know Goergy but why did you drag me along

Because Dad said Im gonna need a scapegoat when we get caught stealing all the stem cells and dump them in the river.

Whats a scapegoat Goergy??

Just shut up and stand gaurd.......I have a box of scooby snacks in the car.

Ro Kay Goergy Ro Kay.

I think I just got it in the butt

Well let me start by just letting out a good scream..............
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Ok I think Ill also my vomit but Ill wait till later.

We just met with a contractor...
. His name is Dan

I just had to write Dan a check for 26 Grand



I feel like I just got it in the butt.............

We are getting a new roof..............2500 square feet of roof to be exact. Along with 100 some odd pieces of plywood its costing a small fortune.
Our current roof is the original 100 year old cedar shake.............
It used to have shingles over it, till the big wind storm in January

This was my roof prior to that wind storm


Now the shingles are all gone and the cedar shake is left.

New chimney, ours has more holes then a Bangkok Hooker


New Gutters we currently have some tree's growing in ours..........


And lots of fun permits from crooked town officials!!

Cant leave Good Ole Shaggy out can we??

Anyway..........................

In 3 weeks I get to bitch about contractors ripping up my yard, house and destroying my rose bushes........Oh what fun!!

They will be calling me tomorrow to let me know what day they will be here..
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On a side note.....this guy is a family friend. He found Jesus and is as honest and pure as snow.........so we trust him

Although I wonder where he found Jesus


AMEN

Penciled Dreams

I dreamt in black and white sketches

Tumbling thoughts, penciled in faces flicker in my minds eye

Speckles of laughter fell from the captions on the misty pages of the glancing moment

A glimmer of you in the pen and ink

The moment the words fell from the wound

that bled this night onto me

I dreamt in black and white sketches

Black and white dreams of you filled my night

One falling into another, stumbling slumber swept me away

To a black and white night

With you.

Two Turns To One

Standing somewhere on the edge of my end
I think back to these words that came from my pen
Two seconds to fall is all it would take
Two seconds to fall and these walls they would break
A smile that mirrors the warm glow of the sun
Melted the tower that was built to escape a lonely love
One soul recognized the other I know that its true
Friends for eternity for all we have been through
Two seconds to fall is all it would take
Two seconds turned to one as these walls started to quake
One second is all left to end this martyrs plight
If I thought about loving you for the rest of my life

Who am I

Who are you I ask
Who am I he answers
Searching
Wanting
Longing for release


Who are you I ask
Who am I you answer
I am you, you are me
That is no answer he screams
As she disappears into the mist

Your journey is a long one
It spans a million years
When the answer falls around you
You will weep a million tears

Who are you I ask
Who am I you roar
You are the journeyman
The moments slip away
Into the grey
Day turns to night, night turns to day


Weary traveler searching
Fighting for a cause
Never giving up never giving pause

Then one day a revelation
In the form of a white dove
The word forms from your soul
The word it is Love

Appearing wrapped in light
Her tears fall like rain
But they fall from joy
Not from pain


Who are you she ask
Who am I he says
I am you, you are me
I know the meaning
It came from up above
She whispers tell me now
He answers we are love.

Right Brain - Big Brain - Slow Train choo choo

Spanning a lifetime I look back upon my years on this earth as surreal.

The moments I have had

The people I have come into contact with

The men I have loved

The places I have been

The children I have been given.

The one thing that amazes me most is the beauty of life. Every rocky road leads to a golden highway, every hard battle fought is an amazing lesson learned.

When we are given our lives on the day of conception or birth however you look at it, we are given an infinite amount of choices.

We can chose at any given moment to make a choice to do one of an infinite amount of things. How incredibly beautiful is that?

What sways us to choose what we do, mood, outside opinions, brain chemistry, a split second decision is usually based on pure instinct, what sways our instinct.

As we get older we can make split second decisions based on experience and reasoning, the amount of energy our brains exude at points like that must be incredibly immense. To be able to imagine what process chemically the brain goes through in a split second is astounding.

What causes some adults to make poor choices and some to always seem to be on top of the world. Brain chemistry?? Lessons learned from parents? A more connected thought process.

Ever have a friend who made decisions and based his end result at 5 years down the road.

Ever have a friend that based his decisions on the end results in 5 minutes?

What makes one think more Logically that they can for-see an end result years from now, and Passionate thinkers who think of only tomorrow.............

Which one are you ??

What can we do to be more logical, or more passionate...............I think it all has to do with chemistry and electricity.
The world runs on it, so do we.

So does this eliminate the fate factor.....do we make our own fate?? I believe so.
Being we are entities that run on electrical impulses, and energy can be transferred...........how much of an influence to we have on our outside world.

The possibilities in the life you are given are endless, how have you taken advantage of your choices?

What do you think.............what is your brain telling you now?

Rest in Peace

Rest in Peace Funny Man

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