Reporting Dead From The White House

Disclaimer...........this is all a bunch of horseshit.

Overheard by embedded journalist Lavern Stankowski. Lavern is on assignment at the White House posing as an assistent to the shrimp deveiner.....Ajax Washington.

LAVERN STANKOWSKI

Ajax Washington

Lavern captured these exclusive photos for us and managed to overhear some of what was going on...

I was like this close to trying to take over the world in that game of United Nations Monopoly......................That darn Putin........

He's so full of shit.......he was only like this close......why do you people still believe everything he says......dont you know Im the one who is really in charge here!!!